Lost Umbollum

Where the hell is it, I know it’s here somewhere. I usually put my umbollum next to the ramidub on the flandingo, but for some reason its nowhere to be seen. I can’t go to work without my umbollum, so I need to find it urgently, I am already late as it is. I shout... Continue Reading →

Communication From Mars

“Roger that nest, we confirm approach is underway and on track, over” “Roger that, initiate landing procedure 0645 when you are ready pioneer, over” “Initiating landing procedure 0645, stand by chaps, this could get bumpy” I say to my fellow astronauts, this was big! The first humans to ever land on Mars, after decades of... Continue Reading →

Black Panther

My homage to Black Panther! One of my more recent digital drawings, drawn on my surface. I really like the shading on his face in this picture...if I do say so myself ☺️

Wonder Drug

Ever had a day you wish you just hadn’t started? Pounding headache, painful joints and a back so sore that you can’t turn far enough to reach for your cup of tea without wincing. Well I can tell you that you needn’t worry any more, introducing WONDRUG©, the wonder drug for all your painful needs.... Continue Reading →

Pet Hates

I plonk myself down on the sofa next to my pet, Steve. It’s a funny name for a pet I’ll admit, but he definitely suits it, with his cute button nose, green eyes and continuously glazed over expression to only list a few of his characteristics; he matches the description of every ‘Steve’ I have... Continue Reading →


I love drawing stencil art, Banksy is one of my favourite artists ever! I drew this stencil art of the best X-Men, Logan. If I were to be a superhuman, wolverine would be right up there on my list.

The Mechanics

EXT. OUTSIDE PAUL'S HOUSE – DAY PAUL AND GARY ARE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE OPEN BONNET OF PAUL’S CAR. THEY ARE TRYING TO DETERMINE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT. GARY I have no idea mate, absolutely not a scooby doo. What did you say it was doing again? PAUL Well, it sort of makes a... Continue Reading →

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