The Landlady Part 2 of 6

Chapter 2 My alarm rudely wakes me up, I hate this blooming thing! I get up with a start every morning, I need to get one of those slow, light wake up alarm clocks…but I’ve been saying that for about a year now. I haul myself up out of bed and get ready, in the... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 1 of 6

Chapter 1 *Knock knock knock knock!* I awake abruptly with this loud banging noise, what…what time is it?...5.45 am! Its Saturday! Who the hell is banging on my door at this hour? I’ll just ignore… *Knock knock knock knock!* …it. Who the hell is that, I unwillingly decide to force myself out of my comfortable... Continue Reading →

New Year, New You…Bla Bla Bla

Another year gone and another year begins, turn over a new leaf, start off with a bang, this year I will get fit, my diet starts on the 1st...all the typical new years talk you'll hear in January. Annoying isn't it, hearing everyone preach about how this year will be their year, how last year... Continue Reading →

What Elfs do on Christmas Day

“Ho Ho Ho! And that’s a wrap for another year my myriad of Elf friends!” Santa announced with his booming voice, which was almost drowned out by the sound of joyful screams from the Elf crowd he was addressing. It was like a scene from a 1970 rock concert, with millions of people turning up... Continue Reading →

The Redhead

So, I don’t need to introduce myself by now do I? You all know me and what I do, right? You’ve read ‘First Thoughts’ and ‘Snooker Hall’ to understand my mindset: I am a 50% killer! And by that I mean I kill 50% of the population, ‘men’ to spell it out for you. The... Continue Reading →

13 Sturridge Street Part 5 of 5

The last of the guests finally leave after the house warming ends, Steve looks knackered as he lets out a big sigh, shutting the front door for the final time that night. He turns around smiling at Jane who looks horrified, “That went well love, didn’t it?” Steve proclaimed not registering his wife’s fear ridden... Continue Reading →

13 Sturridge Street Part 4 of 5

Jane looks out onto her back garden which is full of her family and friends, all drinking and eating the copious supplies of BBQ food and alcohol available. She smiles as her niece runs around chasing the other children with a huge insect, Jane’s niece was the definition of a tomboy which was just how... Continue Reading →

13 Sturridge Street Part 3 of 5

A few days pass and Jane and Steve are sat in their newly decorated, bare living room which still reeked of fresh paint (Steve hated this smell, it always gave him a headache). The room although brightly painted felt very cold and empty with only a sofa, and a TV propped up on an empty... Continue Reading →

13 Sturridge Street Part 2 of 5

After a few days of settling into their new life, they start to make it their own home. Jane is wearing her ‘decorating clothes’ which to Steve’s dismay, she actually went out and bought especially for the task. Steve couldn’t understand this logic, decorating clothes are supposed to be old, not new, they will only... Continue Reading →

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