The Landlady Part 6 of 6

Chapter 7 “Ross mate, you can’t just leave all your stuff in the flat, you have to go and get it at some point”, John said encouragingly, he knows I am scared, but he also wants me out of his flat. I’ve been here for two weeks already since the incident, and with his girlfriend... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 5 of 6

Chapter 6 I am woken up by someone furiously banging on my door, I am still flat out on the living room floor. Suddenly I remember why I am there! The demon! I sit bolt upright and scan the room, where did it go, what happened? Another round of banging attracts my attention, owww my... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 4 of 6

Chapter 5 I rub my eyes and flop over to look at the time; 3.04 am! What on earth am I up now for?! Go back to sleep Ross, you need to be up early for work. *BANG* I lurch bolt upright as this loud noise properly woke me up, I sit and listen for... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 3 of 6

Chapter 4 *sizzle* I place the steak in the frying pan, I think I left the oil to heat up a bit too long though as now everything within a foot radius of the pan is splattered with hot oil, which got spat out on arrival of the meat slab. My hob is right below... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 2 of 6

Chapter 2 My alarm rudely wakes me up, I hate this blooming thing! I get up with a start every morning, I need to get one of those slow, light wake up alarm clocks…but I’ve been saying that for about a year now. I haul myself up out of bed and get ready, in the... Continue Reading →

The Landlady Part 1 of 6

Chapter 1 *Knock knock knock knock!* I awake abruptly with this loud banging noise, what…what time is it?...5.45 am! Its Saturday! Who the hell is banging on my door at this hour? I’ll just ignore… *Knock knock knock knock!* …it. Who the hell is that, I unwillingly decide to force myself out of my comfortable... Continue Reading →

New Year, New You…Bla Bla Bla

Another year gone and another year begins, turn over a new leaf, start off with a bang, this year I will get fit, my diet starts on the 1st...all the typical new years talk you'll hear in January. Annoying isn't it, hearing everyone preach about how this year will be their year, how last year... Continue Reading →

What Elfs do on Christmas Day

“Ho Ho Ho! And that’s a wrap for another year my myriad of Elf friends!” Santa announced with his booming voice, which was almost drowned out by the sound of joyful screams from the Elf crowd he was addressing. It was like a scene from a 1970 rock concert, with millions of people turning up... Continue Reading →

The Redhead

So, I don’t need to introduce myself by now do I? You all know me and what I do, right? You’ve read ‘First Thoughts’ and ‘Snooker Hall’ to understand my mindset: I am a 50% killer! And by that I mean I kill 50% of the population, ‘men’ to spell it out for you. The... Continue Reading →

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